What did C++ say to C?

7 de Junho de 2016, por Vitor Hugo de Carvalho Gomes

You have no class.



How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

24 de Maio de 2016, por Vitor Hugo de Carvalho Gomes

He's out standing in his field.



What is faster, hot or cold?

17 de Maio de 2016, por Vitor Hugo de Carvalho Gomes

Hot, because you can catch a cold.



Met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray.

10 de Maio de 2016, por Vitor Hugo de Carvalho Gomes

Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran.



I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia

26 de Abril de 2016, por Vitor Hugo de Carvalho Gomes

and she whispered "They're behind you."